I'd like to detail this exchange which happened at an organic grocery store in Kansas.
28 weeks pregnant
Employee: When are you due?
Me: October 5.
Employee: [Eyes bug out and mouth hangs open a little bit]
Employee: Are you sure?
Me: Yep, October 5. I'm 28 weeks.
Employee: Well, maybe you're having twins. Doctors can miss those things, you know.
Me: Well, we've been extensively scanned and the baby that is in there is quite a mover, so I'm sure we would have noticed if there were two babies in there.
Employee: Well maybe the doctor got your due date wrong.
Me: [Slightly irritated] No ... we've been practicing NFP [Natural Family Planning] and we know exactly -- to the day -- when this child was conceived.
Employee: Well ... uh, well ... Are you SURE there aren't twins in there??
Me: Yep, we've very sure.
Employee: WOW, you're just ... really, really BIG.
Me & hubby: [Awkward, irritated chuckle].
Me: Well, I feel great.
[Somewhere in there, we probably said goodbye]
This photo was taken the day AFTER that exchange.
We had to laugh about it, really. But I